I REALLYDON’TLOVE RECOGNITION AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY. Do you? Maybe I’ve been at this too long. Maybe I’m a grumpy old cat. Maybe I’m just awesomely well adjusted, nah. Whatever it is, about once a week…

… I’m reminded of how much I loathe participation awards.

You know what I’m talking about right? You get ’em all the time, don’t you?

The worst part…

… as much as they disgust me, it’s kinda true, but not for their reasons.

I reckon you are just as worthy.

You’re the cat all the neighbor kids ask about bike stuff.

What should I get?

How do I ___?

Where should I ride?

Whowill win the Tourlympics ___?

When should I upgrade?

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Features: 1×1 baby rib-knit set in collar

Special Inks: you cannot feel the ink, it will not crack or fade